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General's Charming Wife Is Too Beautiful
by Skin White As Snow
Liu Sanniang was reborn. When she remembered her lonely end, she decided to get married in this life no matter what. She only wanted to marry an average scholar, but who knew that the tall and striking future general, Chu Yan, took an interest in her. The first time they met, she was too shy to look up at him. The second time they met, he sandwiched her against the wall and said, “Are you afraid of me?” The third time they met, he squatted down and said, “Come on, I’ll carry you.” *** After meet…
Legendary Shelter Survival Guide
by sahejRocks
Once upon a time, everything was awesome on planet Earth. People were chilling with their families, tech was super advanced, and they could even travel way out into space. Animals taking care of the food chain like they always do.But then, bam! Something crazy happened, and everyone got zapped to this super-dangerous place along with some weird alien folks of many types.Follow Lucas, a regular dude, as he tries not to get wrecked in this crazy new world. Some folks got cool skills to survive, bu…
Reborn as God: The strongest system
by PillGrandCreator
He stomped his feet and the land collapsed, he looked above and the sky shattered, he reached out and captured the stars in his hands.He possessed the body of the bullied and ostracized Esdras Varthos, who had the lowest talent among his peers and was sold to the mage's tower by his sly relatives to steal his title and lands.Esdras used his powers to divine the world's fate, and saw a terrifying scene, the apocalypse was about to start.This world was going to be destroyed in an epic battle betwe…
The Mafia's Weakness
by DaoistzJuDlz
BlurbEveryone believes Giovanni Martino the Italian mafia boss is a misogynist, women were the last thing on his mind. His enemies were desperate to know his weakness, but he does not have one. Giovanni doesn't allow men close to him. All he does was strictly business and deals. What happens when he finds a woman in his room in the middle of the night, a naked woman in his shower. ******I moved away from the shower, I was expecting him to say something, but he only stared. I tried to move past …
Shattering Humanity
by SasukEntertainment
The most eclectic epic ever inspired!"If she feels pain, then I'll make sure you all do..."With the whole globe snowed over, humans are no longer on top of the ladder.A matter creating dragon, and violent crystal/ice aliens, sizes ranging from the average human to towering monsters large enough to squash cities, have forced humanity into various locations of hiding. The chaotic new world gives the opportunity for several members of a manipulative, 8th century witch clan to reveal themselves and …
Black String of Fate
by Audatic
"Is Fate the excuse of the forsaken, is Free Will the delusion of the chosen?"Such was a question that Xavier, the Demon King, never had the chance to ask himself. As he lay defeated, awaiting his death, he wondered about the wretched life he lived.'The hero who killed me, the one who held the same ambitions as me. We both wanted good for the people, for the world. We are both two sides of the same coin, yet, fate decided that he will be the one the light will shine on.Perhaps it was me too, per…
Misery Craves Company (BL)
by Eat_Who_Mel
Do not cross Lucifer and do not, under any circumstances, fall in love. The only two rules which are supposed to be followed by all species in the Underworld. The fact that a demon’s heart only craves two things should make abiding by these rules very easy. Of course, I’m the unlucky fellow who broke both these rules at the same time. Which is bad, seeing as I’m the prince of said Underworld. ***When Luciano starts developing a peculiar sense of curiosity towards an unknown, suicidal man who liv…
Mated To The Pack’s Doom
by Kiara_Nicole
“Did you perhaps think I would accept you, the runt of the pack as well as someone destined to bring us doom just because you are my mate? If you ever thought so, then you are incredibly naïve.” He said looking down at me condescendingly.“Then just reject me and let me leave the pack please.” I screamed, already at my wits end.“Oh little redhead, do squash whatever hopes you have of running away because, I, the Alpha of the Blue River pack promise that I will never reject you as long as I live. …
Guide To Train My Beast Husbands
by fairytail72
“Let me lick it clean,” said Xie Daiyu as he looked at Ruan Chanchan’s wound. Hearing his suggestion, Ruan Chanchan paused and looked at the mer in shock. She pursed her lips and said to him, “You are kidding me. Aren’t you?” “Why do you think I am joking?” The mer asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan gritted her teeth and said, “Because the wound is not somewhere you can just lick me.” “What's the matter?” Xie Daiyu asked with an innocent expression, even though his lips were about to c…
Transmigrated into a Villain: The Heroines Rebel Together
by DaoistTL
Tang Ao, a spoiled rich kid, suddenly finds himself transmigrated into the body of a villain in a cheesy web novel. Known for his flashy wealth and over-the-top arrogance, Tang Ao was destined to be squashed by the story's hero, Ye Chen, while hopelessly fawning over the female lead, Lin Ruoxue. But there's a twist—now all the heroines can hear Tang Ao's inner thoughts!Imagine his horror when his brain's private musings are broadcasted to Lin Ruoxue and her friends, who begin to rebel against th…
Fiery Desire
by Brown Sugar
Alvin has been on a search for love for long. All options which get to him end up being squashed. He only seemed to have found his treasure till the untimely happens.This narrative is being told by an offspring of one of Alvin's old lovers, Elisa.
End of the World Safe Zone
by skycasamerano
Shen Tian kicks the bucket, squashed by a truck – yep, totally cliché. But hang on, death's just a pit stop. Meet the "world administrator," a cosmic dealmaker. Shen Tian's back on the land of the living, but with a twist: he's in a zany apocalyptic land now.World savior vibes incoming! Shen Tian's job? DIY – Build a shelter for humankind, in case zombies RSVP for lunch. Step one: quests! Think scavenger hunts with a twist. Shen Tian's treasure? Blueprints for a fortress that even doomsday would…
Avarice Chronicles
by Chartso_
At the age of 130, Harry Potter dies long after his friends and family have. After the war, he deams his life meaningless yet lives on to satisfy the expectations of others. Upon his death, the entity of death itself offers their master a choice of whether to live or not.Harry Potter reincarnates several times to feed his greed that was squashed and thrown away by the manipulations of Dumbledore. As Fate's favorite and Death's master, Harry unknowingly fixes different versions of the wizarding w…
Badass Cultivation Journey
by Ereennngoooo
Reincarnating and being a Cool and Badass, that was Lin Fan's dream....Escaping the claw of death, Joseph got caught on the second one...He was 'gently' squash.Died and meet God.His death become his resolve.“This time for sure, I will become Badass” Joseph said that while crushing his opponents balls.[Ding!][Monkey Steal Peach Lvl Up]"Just why?"
Facesitting Hero
by Sneekurp
Zaraya Canwell is a warrior that uses a rather unique fighting style. Those who attempt to do battle with her will not find themselves facing off against a weapon, but rather, the tall, curvaceous woman’s huge backside. Using her rear to her advantage, Zaraya combats her foes by sitting on their faces, where she squashes and smothers them into submission while her lustful, dominating side emerges with their face submerged in her big butt.Set in a fantasy RPG world, classes from all walks of life…
The Bullet Cultivator
by KuromiMago
Reincarnating after being squashed by a meteor, Yao has gotten access to a system and yada-yada; her every step comes to fruition when she receives the single most important task for a member of the Blacksugar Sect, and that is — carrying a coffin with a mysterious cargo to the Tower of Immortals.Powerful, beautiful, and stylish, there is no challenge Yao can't take...Or there is?
Goblin System - Rise of the Goblin King
by SnoozePanda
When gamer geek Ryota gets zapped into his favorite MMORPG, he's no longer slaying dragons; he's dodging angry mobs as the world's grumpiest goblin! With allies like half-elf archer Lia, who's better with snark than a bow, and Toshi, a mage who thinks fireballs are for cooking dinner, Ryota's quest for respect is hilariously off the rails. Gear up for a fantasy romp where leveling up means mastering the art of not getting squashed!
Mystic Shadows
by Im_jealous
Ming Chen, a software developer in a big firm fed up with life, creates a mercenary group with his two buddies, wanting to chase their childhood dream of adventure and purpose in this modern day world.What entails to this small group that started at a spur of frustration at life?Will this group be disbanded after the frustration subsides?... orIf they continue, do they get squashed by authorities?... orSomething else entirely awaits them, which changes their lives completely?... Find out by your…
Those Years When We Killed the White Lotus (QuickTransmigration)
by Study_Bytes
Being ruined by a white lotus, Lin Zisheng found out that there’s a system in his mind when he woke up.[Hello Host, I am Bulingbuling, the glowing-in-brilliance System 001, a White Lotus Rescue System for ‘Leaving a Good name for White Lotus forever’. You will go down a journey with me to various worlds to save endangered White Lotuses. Let’s move forward for our great cause!]Lin Zisheng : … hehe!And so…System : Cho… chotto matte! Host-daren, that is the white lotus we are going to save. You, yo…
Cosmic Resurrection
by Hamster_God
Humans are a very determined bunch. You can push them down, squash their pride and subject them to the horrendous pain and they could still stay determined. But what happens when you push them to their limits. As they say, even. cornered rat can bite a cat.